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Topic: Re: Was sollte ich tun

 Post subject: Re: Was sollte ich tun
Posted: 2003-12-31 21:40:12 

Replies: 18
Views: 465


The Represent of the department of defense: Rumsfeld, L.D. meinte dazu:

> Mr. "King Nanuk of Romania" <mschmorenz@gmx.de>
> ^^^^
> <rrrrrrrrrrrotfl>
>
Until summer you have a chance to laugh!

> Dear Mr. Terrorist,
>
> War against terrrrorism includes even the elimination of "white
> mutants", which seems to make only troubles. After reading the book
> "Why I dont like white dogs" from Rittmeister Stephanitz, I
think,
> dogs could be happier without you.
> So be aware you, you Bin Laden of the dogs.

Dear illegal Immigrant,

we got knowledge about your illegal Immigration to Western Germany and
we know about the location, you live in the moment. A very honest german
white shepherd gave us a call today, to tell us about the crime you
made.

We can´t stand it, that after the humans the dogs start to immigrate
illegal into the Schengen States. That means, it´s better for you, that
you will be hidden somewhere in the Birdmountains for a few years, that
our Delta Force can´t find you.

The Delta Force has the order to catch you and to bring yourself back to
Romania. There you´ll have to possibilitis:

You can go back to Merisani in the hands (mouth) of Nanuk or you can go
into a romanian prison until the end of your life. To be fair a little,
we give you the advice, better to go to prison!

The Delta Force started a few minutes ago from airport Otopeni,
Bucharest. Sorry, we had only a Topolev available. The plane will arrive
in Frankfurt for sure (or maybe IN the Tower of the german Telecom in
the near of your Location). But we can´t guarantee, that the plane is
able to go the whole way back to Romania. The plane is old and the gas
expansive.

< readable Dogspawstamp>

<signed by Traian Basescu, Major of bucharest>

< the biggest seal we could find>

Topic: Re: Was sollte ich tun

 Post subject: Re: Was sollte ich tun
Posted: 2003-12-31 21:40:12 

Replies: 18
Views: 465


The Represent of the department of defense: Rumsfeld, L.D. meinte dazu:

> Mr. "King Nanuk of Romania" <mschmorenz@gmx.de>
> ^^^^
> <rrrrrrrrrrrotfl>
>
Until summer you have a chance to laugh!

> Dear Mr. Terrorist,
>
> War against terrrrorism includes even the elimination of "white
> mutants", which seems to make only troubles. After reading the book
> "Why I dont like white dogs" from Rittmeister Stephanitz, I
think,
> dogs could be happier without you.
> So be aware you, you Bin Laden of the dogs.

Dear illegal Immigrant,

we got knowledge about your illegal Immigration to Western Germany and
we know about the location, you live in the moment. A very honest german
white shepherd gave us a call today, to tell us about the crime you
made.

We can´t stand it, that after the humans the dogs start to immigrate
illegal into the Schengen States. That means, it´s better for you, that
you will be hidden somewhere in the Birdmountains for a few years, that
our Delta Force can´t find you.

The Delta Force has the order to catch you and to bring yourself back to
Romania. There you´ll have to possibilitis:

You can go back to Merisani in the hands (mouth) of Nanuk or you can go
into a romanian prison until the end of your life. To be fair a little,
we give you the advice, better to go to prison!

The Delta Force started a few minutes ago from airport Otopeni,
Bucharest. Sorry, we had only a Topolev available. The plane will arrive
in Frankfurt for sure (or maybe IN the Tower of the german Telecom in
the near of your Location). But we can´t guarantee, that the plane is
able to go the whole way back to Romania. The plane is old and the gas
expansive.

< readable Dogspawstamp>

<signed by Traian Basescu, Major of bucharest>

< the biggest seal we could find>
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